Posts Tagged ‘Humor’

Google Trends Lowers Price of Gas

Monday, June 23rd, 2008

Announcing Google Trends for Websites! Save gas! NEW Google Trends reduces your need to drive around spying to gain competitive intelligence data. Get FREE access to your competition’s website traffic, geographic information and keywords people use to visit these sites.

Google Trends: Get 5 gallons for the price of 1!

Google Trends for Websites give you valuable data on five competitive sites during each visit.

1. Visit www.google.com/trends.
Look toward the bottom to “Explore…Trends for Websites” as shown:

Explore Google Trends

2. Determine your top competitors.
Suggestion: Choose 4 competitors and your website. That’s 5 gallons of gas for the price of 1, all for free!

3. Determine the “leader” in your niche or your closest competitor. Enter this domain name first in the Search Trends box. The data displayed will be shown based on the first website listed. Vary data by changing the order of domains listed. Imagine your site provides news about cycling…

Compare domains with Google Trends

Example shown above compares trends for cyclingnews.com, velonews.com, pezcyclingnews.com, dailypeloton.com.

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Is Twitter Biased to Men?

Saturday, June 14th, 2008

Tweeple, people who “tweet” on Twitter, need to communicate in “messages” that are 140 characters or less. Men, in general, have fewer words in their vocabulary. Studies show men have approximately 1/4 to 1/3 the number of words in their “verbal arsenal” compared to a woman’s verbal capacity. This begs the question…

Does Twitter’s 140-character limitation favor men, since they use fewer words?

Women talk more than men, in general. Women are more relational and talk with others more, a quality that makes women good at marketing and communication. But, (all joking here) men talk a lot too, often about themselves.

Twitter Over Capacity, Brought down by Men?Have you every talked using 140 characters? Is this possible? Yes! Conversations on Twitter often make this micro-blogging platform sink like a whale, and tweetie birds have to carry it back to life. Since men do “whale” in speaking with so few words, I’m assuming more men than women “tweet” on Twitter.

Hypothesis: Gabby men of few words are taking Twitter down!

Twitter Sexism?

We’re having a controversy, um, I mean conversation, about this on Sphinn: Friends on Twitter = No Life?” Feel free to chime in with your thoughts. (It’s all in fun, mind you.)

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